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"Lana's Egg Whites have become the foundation of my fitness lifestyle. If the old saying is "you are what you eat", then I was the classic "couch potato" eating junk food and looking rather disdain. After recommitting myself to fitness, the first product I purchased after extensive research was Lana's product. It has done wonders for my fitness level and my desire to become more active. I believe so much in Lana's product, that I purchased a tub for my coach who competes in Figure competitions and recommended it to various people I am in contact with."

To me, Lana is a part of my "family"! .... Christopher Champion

"Lana's egg whites have been the ideal addition to my already high quality, super clean diet. The convenience of having a 9 lb tub at the ready is that it has made getting the mega benefits from the worlds best source... egg whites... as easy as it can get. I haven't quite made it to the point where I'm taking warm pitchers of egg whites in to the tub like Leighanna does, but who knows, it sounds fun enough to try once." ....Mark Breitenbach, Professional Musician

"Thanks to Lana's Egg Whites... My eyes are a brighter blue than ever and I can see through walls. I can also hear what people are saying about me from almost a mile away. I can also smell protein from 100 yards away. In addition to this, I sleep better at night, I'm more creative at work, I'm in a better mood, and I have more energy at the gym. The only side effect is that sometimes I cluck in my sleep, but it's worth it for all the great benefits of Lana's Egg Whites!"
....Forever Grateful, Mike Westerdal, criticalbench.com

"Thanks Lana, you saved me a ton of time and nuisance cracking and separating eggs and we don't have to deal with a ton of egg cartons taking up fridge space anymore." ....Terry Goodlad, Professional Photographer, Las Vegas, NV

• I went from being 5' 10" tall to 6' 4"
• My body fat went from 19% to 7% in 48 hours
• My schlong went from 9" to... well, let's just say my female friends now call me "Hoss"
• My taxable income jumped a whopping 365% in just six months
• I don't have to do workouts anymore - I just automatically stay in top shape and add lean muscle mass while I sleep
• My lawn is greener and fuller than its ever been
• My cat now speaks three (3) foreign languages and is finishing an advanced degree in astrophysics
• Arnold took my suggestion to repeal the car tax
• Hollywood is doing a movie of my life, with Vin Diesel playing me, Angelina Jolie playing you, and the Wit sisters (Dim, Half and Nit) playing my past love interests.
In short, my life has been completely revitalized as the result of Lana's Egg Whites.
....JCC, Bad Ass Barrister, CA

"Forget about Jerrod from Subway and Dr. Atkins, the Curs Lite twins recommend Lana's eggwhites!" - ...Troy Holland & Hugh Phillips, Danville, CA

"I am an average Joe that after talking with Lana about nutrition and using her egg white's, found a way to loose weight and eat healthy. With the exception of yogurt in my tuna fish (yuk), everything else worked out fine. In fact, I lost 28 pounds in just 2 months and I owe it all to Lana. Now after knee surgery and the lack of exercise, I am still able to keep my weight down with proper nutrition. Love them egg white's." - ....Curtis, CA

“Lana told me to eat her whites or she'd get medieval on my a**. I eat them and they are the best. Trust me one thing you don't want on your hands is an angry Italian woman named Lana.” - ...Anonymous Harley Rider, CA

“If it wasn't for Lana's Egg Whites, I'd weigh over 400 lbs!!” - ....Hugh Phillips, Danville, CA

"Whether you are a professional weight lifter, or just like a good workout a few times a week, Lana's Egg Whites are the best and easiest source of protein on the market. And you sure can't beat the price. I can't imagine starting the day or working out without Lana's Eggs to get me going, and keep me going." - ...Hal Cawthon, Pleasanton, CA

"Thanks for offering a great product. You have a customer for life. I appreciate the ease and simplicity of your egg whites. As an intermediate and a drug-free bodybuilder I love the natural and clean protein source. Thanks for making it easy to have quality protein any time of the day. Thanks again for the egg whites." -... Eric Strecker, Towanda, KS

"Lana's Egg Whites are heat pasteurized and FDA approved, and one of the very best protein sources available. Especially good for anyone who is sensitive to soy products. Great for shakes, Lana's Egg Whites are virtually tasteless so no funky aftertaste when mixed or cooked with other ingredients." - ...Gayle Pellegrini